Georgetown – a neighborhood of whiney WASPs who drive Range Rovers and then complain about parallel parking – has 7. That’s right, our Chinatown is one arch and one restaurant more Chinese than our most lily-white, homogenous, English-speaking, soulless, neighborhood of bitches in Talbot’s hats and cigar-smoking dickspits who golf.
And that, my friends, is yet another reason that DC Blows.
Since Tepper's site is called Interrobang (and because Davy is verboten), I'm going to list him as Bangy. It either sounds like something the English would eat or something naughty. posted by Jimmy 10:17 AM
He also took a good shot at neighboring Maryland: ”it is actually Maryland that has all the charm of cold pancakes with no butter or syrup.”
This egged on a 63-word sentence from me in his comments section:
Notice that the vast majority of MD is pretty sweet - from the Chesapeake to the Inner Harbor to the hilly west - it's just the parts of MD that are within 10 miles of DC that are a homogenous concrete caverns, lined with TGIFriday's and Mattress Discounters and filled with pain-feeling soccer moms with cars that are slightly too big for them to drive well.
In my opinion, you can’t blame MD that her DC suburbs suck. I blame DC. It’s blow-creep, and it's spreading like a grease stain on a lovely silk blouse.
Abstinence: Why Sex Is Worth The Wait
Wal-Mart Faces Pro-Homosexual Attack
Pornography and Child Murder - No Strange Bedfellows
CWA Blasts CBS for High-Tech Strip Show
The pornography section is my favorite, including this article warning that YOU TOO may be inadvertantly be supporting porn by holding investments in evil companies like ATT (you can get porn via phone!), Echostar (you can get porn via satellite!), and VISA (you can pay for porn with it!). The sub-head is great: "Pornography experts reveal shocking behind-the-scene facts, and easy ways to make a difference"
I'm shocked! I'm going to call AT&T and tell them to NOT let people dirty on the phone!
While I am not a libertarian who advises others to vote Libertarian, many of my libertarian friends and relatives feel otherwise. They view the Republican party as cavalier about individual liberty, supporting big government when it serves their purposes as much as Democrats do when it serves theirs. What conservative Republicans often fail to realize is that libertarians are an important constituency that should not be ignored or taken for granted lest their votes be driven to the Libertarian party or even to the Democrats. Telling libertarians they should vote Republican despite their serious reservations about Republican policies is futile. These concerns need to be addressed rather than ignored. posted by Jimmy 6:46 AM
Maybe, in classic DC form, we can start paying them not to shrimp. But that’ll make the other fisherman jealous. So, then we can pay all seafarin’ folks to stop doing what they do. But won’t that affect prices? Sure things will be more expensive to the retailer. So, we’ll have to look into fishmarket subsidies and a federal bailout of Red Lobster.
Holy smoke - Janey's redesigned her site in green as well. I smell a trend. She undoubtedly is trying to hip-up to regain a spot on my blogroll. No dice. posted by Jimmy 10:15 AM
I also found it interesting that on the IAO's website, the other projects listed have a defined "Planned Accomplishments" section. The TIA system's page simply has TBA in that section, adding to the overall creepiness. posted by Jimmy 7:37 AM
Mr. Agitator does a lovely job of disputing Steve Clemons’ paper that says free-market think-tanks are shills for corporations (WaPo story here), so I won’t go into that. What I will do is look at his motivation. Perhaps he incorrectly feels that free-market tanks get more corporate money. And further, that this money trickles down the food chain to the number 2 thinker at these tanks. And that this doesn’t happen if you work for a tank that promotes the “radical center” whatever that means.
You see what I’m getting at here – it could be sour grapes that he’s not rolling in this perceived tub of corporate cash. How would he get that idea? Non-profits have to file a form 990 with the IRS every year that includes compensation of the top folks. He could have found the info online, like I did in about 2 minutes.
According to the form from last year (pdf), Clemons only took home $112,000 in basic compensation, versus the $155,000 for the EVP at Cato (pdf), or the especially juicy $195,000 for Heritage’s EVP (plus a $100k bonus)(pdf), or the dreamy $258,000 for the EVP at AEI (pdf).
Motivation to write a paper with no basis in fact? Probably not. It’s most likely just sloppy investigative work. Or gala-envy. But I do wonder if he’s eying a house in Kalorama. Or a Benz. And wondering if his peers have the cash to summer in The Vineyard while he’s toiling away at the radical center center.
Agity's piece on John J. Miller's recent NYT piece is a stellar rant - but the real fun is in comments section, where Libertarians and Republicans are getting a little heated. posted by Jimmy 7:07 AM
A new stadium could cost as much as $542 million. And Mayor Williams has indicated DC would pony up $200 million for it. In a city that overspent $323 million this year. In a city with one the the highest tax rates in the country. And failing schools. And a murder every 36 hours. And this seems sensible?